Friday, December 31, 2010

Goat herding it is!!

Even though both of our families have been pretty good about not bugging us too much about when we're going to have kids (we know it's on their minds...) we have decided to follow the strategisms of W and do a preemptive strike to a threat that we believe to be there with all of our heart and soul though we don't really have any evidence to back it up. We're going to have kids and lots of them. Just see the picture below:

This will be great for several reasons.
1) We can always send a few of them to stay with the grandparents for an extended period of time
2) We won't get in trouble for keeping them outside
3) No diaper changing
4) They can't talk back
5) We won't have to worry about bullies
6) We can castrate the stupid ones
7) They're environmentally friendly
8) It's okay if they don't go to school

Etc. etc. etc. The list just keeps going and going why having kids is awesome! All of my friends were right, I'm excited to have kids. The more the merrier, and the greater the chance that one won't be missed, say around Christmas and Thanksgiving. ;-)

1 comment:

Charlie Pulsipher said...

BBbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! Can't argue with your logic. I want one too now.
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